Svutlana hunt for Rhino

Svutlana,

I was looking for a new product to use with my fiancé, so I was reading the reviews of products for couples and happened to stumble across The Rhino. I am very intrigued by the description of this particular product, but am having trouble wrapping my head around it. What do you think?

Dear Ms Rhino,

Thank you too much for extreme fascinate sexual device question. Can understand me your confuse, Ms Rhino, because never see me before sex product quite like Rhino that basical be smooth silicone tube for attach for penis that slice you and dice you...but...wait!...it do you in more ways.

Rhino do you five way with five sexual solution for when you need extra piece of penis. 

1. Penis extend with partner

2. Buzz machine extend with or with no partner

3. Penis extend with no partner

4. Dildo

5. Anal penetrate

Six if you use for bud vase. Seven if use for ring toss. Eight if use Rhino for hold candle. And can put Rhino on prong inside dishwash machine after use so can imagine ejaculate on dinner plates. In Svutlandia we wash sex toys in dishwasher with dinner plate and, after come out of dishwash machine, use plate for serve special scramble egg dish we call toss fertilization.

Where be me?

Svutlana no be exact sure about Rhino, Ms Rhino. How you feel if fiancé come for you with device that you attach for breast for make them more big? Svutlana be sample size of one, but for me size matter only like on carnival ride where prefer me you be at least five inch for get on ride, but if you no meet minimum size requirement, Svutlana will let you get on ride anyway. For sure some womens have strong preference for big gashooshlank, but even if you be one of these womens Ms Rhino, Svutlana no think that present Rhino penis extend for husband-for-be be best way for kick off marriage. 

Svutlana no be exact sure about Rhino motion transfer technology either that just sound for me like fancy word for fuck. Apparent there be strategic place inside Rhino with pleasure rings, but these pleasure ring no seem for be like high technology ring you find on space shuttle, Ms Rhino. Somebody simple cut ring pattern inside Rhino so that Rhino feel like fuck Slinky and say Rhino be good for go with advance technologies.

Svutlana also worry about how for fit Rhino on for gashooshlank because one of most frequent ask question be "Why Rhino occasional fall off?" Need you for stick little plug at tip of Rhino so that vacuum seal prevent Rhino from fall off. In Svutlana opinion, nothing ruin moods more fast than when part of penis fall off in middle of fuck. But, unfortunate, plug that keep penis on tight make process of take off Rhino like empty fondue pot at end of evening.

Rhino cost $69.95 with free ships in discreet package so letter carrier no know you need for top up. Be smooth silicone tube with Slinkies inside worth $69.95 for you, Ms Rhino? Only you can answer this questions.

No listen for Svutlana if no want for listen because Svutlana have strong opinions about product that try for impose bigger penis on partner or try for enlarge buzz machine that probable already be suitable size for you and as last resort say you can shove Rhino up your ass.

Svutlana
p.s.
Here be video for Rhino if you still be interest, Ms Rhino. Have me no ideas about you, but when watch demonstrate of slip Rhino on top of chocolate gashooshlank, wonder me if Svutlana doorway be big enough for let Rhino in...little bit ouch me for watch this video.