Saturday, December 24, 2011

Svutlana Top Ten Happy Happy Gift for 2011

Thank you too much for come for Svutlana Top Ten Happy Happy Gift for 2011. List be intend for extreme last minute shoppers or peoples who find money in envelope on December 25 or have gift refund monies they like for spend on something happy happy. With no further do-do, Svutlana present list of ten item with no particular orders.

Loreena McKennitt Seeds of Love CD that feature God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemens (or God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemens)

For Christmas song, Loreena McKennitt rendition of God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemens be strange sensuous, like yuletide belly dance in sultan tent. Turn me on little bits this song and whoever make this video for sure also sense extreme erotic subtext with make Angelina Jolie and shirtless merry gentlemens accompany song. 

God rest ye merry. Then make Svutlana merry again one times.





Motivational apron
Am no exact sure Svutlana pair apron with funeral director blouse, but it definite pay for advertise this delectable exchange of service.

Buzz machine inside pantie




Make next festive party even more festive when you wear remote control buzz machine inside your pantie. Can keep remote control for self or give for ADHD person at party you think be most trigger happy.

Gashooshlank Ring
...in hope that Saint Dickolaus soon will be there.

Chardonnay Jellies



On top cracker or rub in for clitoris, chardonnay jellies be extreme versatile gift.

Tenga Egg

Carton of masturbatory egg be perfect gift for mens who fuck everything.






Buzz Machine Tree Ornament



With only one AAA battery, this duck no be serious buzz machine, but make lovely statement for tree and if family get too much for you, you can take little hammer, break ornament, remove buzz machine and go for town.

Invitation for Happy Happy Workshop




Nothing say love you too much for wife or husband like invitation for Happy Non-Monogamy workshop. Maybe can bundle together in for non-monogamy flog fist gift basket.

Lelo Earl




At rough $900 with 18K gold plates, Lelo Earl come with match cuff link so that everybody know you be in for high-end prostate massages. Earl can also be use as pestle for holiday baking and have nice grip for finger for maneuverability and for hold on so that Earl no accidental slip in for anal passage. Emergency room trip for extract sex toy be gold-plate way for ruin holiday spirits.


Svutlana Gashooshlank Shortbread


Nothing say festive around Svutlana house more than platter of gashooshlank shortbread cookie that make beautiful homemake gift. Can find you recipe here.


Happy Happy Holiday for Everybody!!
Svutlana

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