Friday, January 20, 2012

Prostatic Post Part I: Where be Locate Prostate?


Svutlana,

I enjoy anal sex a lot but I can't tell if my partner (or my own finger or self-wielded toy for that matter) is actually on the prostate. I've tried various curved anal sex toys...and even tried to pay close attention last time my doctor did a prostate exam (not a sexual situation, of course, but for sure he was touching it!). Anything I can do to increase my sensitivity?

I read somewhere that prostate stimulation is the goal and that just going in and and out probably doesn't feel good. I disagree. The sensations I get around the sphincter are very erotic indeed. My favorite is slow out and fast (well, not TOO fast) in.

Dear Mr Prostate,

Thank you too much for question about prostate, gland that Svutlana consider for be jewel of anal passage. And thank you also for share favorite sphincter sensations. Svutlana encourage everyone for uncover secrets of sphincter if no already do so*.

Prostate come from Greek word προστάτης (pronounce prostatees) that literal mean one that stand guard. What prostate guard? Prostate be guardian of bladder, Mr Prostate and actual wrap itself around urethra like donut around straw.

Prostate be responsible for one part of three-part ejaculate mixture that consist of tiny bit of sperms, medium shot of prostate fluid and big squirt of gelatinous fluid from seminal vesicles. Svutlana no go in for details about 300 ingredients that go in for ejaculate here, but prostate role in ejaculation have implication for sex pleasures. If want you gusher, that be gay word for super-ejaculation that result from prostate manipulations, come you for right place.

It be no surprises that prostate exam result in little sensations, Mr Prostate. Doctor can only reach about one-third of prostate with exam and most doctor simple play tag with prostate with stick finger in fast, touch gland for make sure it be there and seem for be healthy and pull out finger fast. You maybe no enjoy prostate exam, but it no be high point of doctor day either, Mr Prostate.

You say you try curve anal sex toy. Try you Crystal Wand, Mr Prostate? 

Svutlana recommend Crystal Wand for solo prostate expeditions, but hold on tight for wand because there be nothing more difficult for explain for receptionist at emergency ward than you need for find whereabout of rogue anal probe.

Svutlana give you prostate map so you can find...

If you hit bladder, Mr Prostate, go you too far. 

Svutlana vice for you be for get partner for lead prostatic expedition, Mr Prostate. Prostate massage be specialize skill, but Svutlana give instructions for do. (Can also find prostate massage in Likipedia that be Svutlandia Wikipedia.)

Svutlana save prostate manipulations for next post, so stay tune!

Svutlana

* In general when it come for anus, Svutlana recommend slow in and slow out. You maybe think slow in fast out be good combination, but anal passage tend no for like anything that make quick exit because it seem for be untrustworthy.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

What if you consider the prostate to be the lump in the dumpster rather than the jewel in the anal passage?

Wild blog design, by the way. Looks like a carousel gone bad. :)

Svutlana come from Svutlandia, said...

Svutlana take her lumps. :)

New blog design be artist rendition of scene from 2011 Svutlandia Sex Picnic. Hopeful it no be too distract for you.

Svutlana come from Svutlandia, said...

Apologize me profuse for play with blog background all weekend and maybe disorient some peoples, but want me something unique. Find right look for Svutlana no be as easy as sound. Want something no too hetero, no too vanilla, no too pervy, no too male, no too female, funny and sexy at same times...is almost impossible for find, but nice reader send me file that look like satin sheet with naked bodies underneath illuminate with flashbulbs and maybe this be Svutlana.

Anonymous said...

Cool. I think I see breasts in your blog background, but I'm not sure.

Svutlana come from Svutlandia, said...

Maybe there be breasts on Svutlana blog, maybe no. Svutlana love ambiguities.